The things you overhear

This month, one of my people has called off three times, and came in late then left the site ten hours before the end of his shift. This left me to do all four of the shifts he was supposed to have done. All four weddings this month.
Very annoying. I doubt he'll be with me much longer.
On the other hand, it left me in position to see and overhear several... odd things.

A sarong that completely bared the back of one lady... exposing that she had more back hair than I do.

A man adjusting another man's wife's bra and dress, from the front. With the husband making comments about it.



On the other hand, one bride was... outspoken.

Fifteen minutes after the wedding, the bride announced loudly, "I'm ready for bed now."

An hour after the wedding, the same bride said, "One more picture for your family, and no sex for you." to the groom.

In the middle of the lobby, the bride told her bridesmaids and the groom "Stop for a minute, and unzip me. I'm slipping out." A few seconds later. "There. Now I stick out right.

"I'm supposed to get drunk. Then you can do what we both want, until I throw up." An hour later, to one of her 'maids. "I'm not drunk enough. Now the groom is in a bad mood."

"I'm not changing. I'm wearing my wedding dress tot he hotel. Maybe they'll give us a bigger discount."

And finally, as she was leaving, "I got to scare a little kid! Yeah!"